On Poohs and Crackers

Gina sits down next to The Pooh. She is eating a cracker. Pooh looks interested. (It is food, afterall.)

"It's a cracker," she says to the cat. "Poohs don't eat crackers."

Pooh looks unconvinced, so after a moment Gina pulls off a small bit and offers it to him. He gives it a tentative sniff before gulping it down and licking up all the crumbs.

Thus is born the Cracker Monster.